Wednesday, 13 July 2016

Travis is a Cheater!

Couldn't find a photo in school uniform. Think his gloves were sold at Target!
Travis Cloke, a key forward at the Collingwood Football Club was fined yesterday for wearing a glove on his left hand. The wearing of a glove is not a new thing; not for Travis, not for patients of mine, not even for a fat bloke I went to school with called Tony Campbell  (he played for Melbourne and Footscray back in the day and would have no idea who I am!). The problem with Travis is that he wore a glove that is prohibited for use in AFL football. The bigger issue I think is that there is no way that Travis or the staff at Collingwood could not have known that that glove was on the unapproved list. 

Palm completely covered by silicone coating
Travis’ glove is made by Nike, and has a full silicone covered palm. It is incredibly sticky, and there is no doubt in my mind that it would have given him an advantage in the game last weekend. The reason this glove was not used more often by others, apart from the fact that it was banned two years ago is that the stickiness hampers ball drop, i.e. release of the ball when kicking. This is why gloves are usually removed when players kick for goal. 

Suction caps for hands
There is a readily available list of the approved gloves put out by the AFL to all clubs. I’m happy to forward this list on to Collingwood and I’ve already shown it to players from the Eastern Football League. The problem with the list is that the best glove, the Franklin with its’ pseudo suede palm, is no longer easily found. Gloves are not commonly used in Australian sport, although they are in America where there does not appear to be such a hang up about equipment designed to give players an advantage, or even a modicum of protection. That being said, the NFL is investigating whether the tackiness of a glove needs to be regulated. 

Go Sharks!
The rules governing what can be worn at a professional level and what can be worn at an amateur level are often very different and variable. There is no way that my son could have taken the field for the Camberwell Sharks under 13’s with Travis’ glove. I tell all my patients to make sure that any protective splint or guard I supply is compliant with the rules of their sports’ governing body or risk being told they can’t play. 

Gloves are usually worn for protection of a finger or hand injury, to more easily permit adherence of a thermoplastic guard, or to compensate for a loss of strength due to pain. On this last point, it is unlikely they help, with grip and pinch strength shown to significantly deteriorate once gloves are donned (Rock, 2001). 

Gilbert make a range of gloves for rugby,
some are AFL approved.
Another researcher with too much time, Dr Lewis at the University of Sheffield, has determined that different glove surfaces are appropriate for different weathers, with the spacing of “pimples” on the palm of the glove dramatically altering ball handling errors in Rugby 7’s players by enhancing the friction between palm and ball essential for grip. He predicts a time when gloves and balls will be designed in such a way that they can “interlock”! Say it isn’t so. 

And that is the point isn’t it? Friction. Travis didn’t need to enhance his grip strength. He may have a chronically sore finger, but that could have easily been protected by a legal glove. Instead, Travis Cloke and the Collingwood Football Club knowingly chose to use a glove that was banned in 2013 not for marketing issues as club president Eddie McGuire claimed, but banned because its’ full silicone palm was too sticky and provided too much of an advantage. 

Hey @AFL I know you guys banned some gloves today, I was just checking that mine was still ok? Cheers Jack
That advantage allowed him to kick four goals in a game his team was expected to lose. That advantage allowed him to have his best game for the year in a season where he hasn’t been able to get a kick in the magoos. That advantage was illegal, he knew that, and that’s why Travis Cloke and the Collingwood Football Club are cheats. 

Look after those fingers,

Hamish

Refs:
The effects of gloves on grip strength and three-point pinch Rock, Kim M;Mikat, Richard P;Foster, Carl Journal of Hand Therapy; Oct-Dec 2001; 14, 4; Health & Medical Collection pg. 286

Friday, 19 February 2016

Laura and me and a ganglion called Gloria

No wonder Ed Holdaway still loves her.
As Laura Branigan and I glided into the MRI chamber, her almost tuneful “Gloria” screeching through my headphones, I’d have to say I felt abnormally calm. Two days earlier, after pushing a trailer up a grassed hill, my right little finger had gone completely numb. Distal branch of the ulnar nerve I thought. No muscle weakness, motor branch ok, definitely a transient compression. Five hours later, once beer, pizza and the cold waters off the Portsea pier hadn’t worked any magic I was aware that I was going to need help. 

Artery and nerve, motor branch at bottom of "V"
Greg Hoy organised an ultrasound and a cortisone injection. The radiologist took a look at the screen, then said he wouldn’t inject. That evening, contrary to doctors’ orders, I played footy and kicked two goals. The next morning, considering my fate with Laura’s unavoidable counsel running through me, I resigned myself to the knife. It was certainly a case of both what and who you know, and I was booked for surgery the next morning. 

Fragments
Greg greeted me into the operating theatre with his iPhone and a request to “Smile”. I think I called him a bastard in response, which is probably not the best decision I’ve ever made! I woke about two hours later, hand numb, but fingers all moving. Greg had removed a sizeable ganglion that had swum distally from my piso-triquetral joint and pronounced all was well. Mary, the best receptionist a physio practice could ever ask for, came across the road to collect me a little earlier than Elizabeth my nurse would have liked. Mary had coffee and a lamington with her, Elizabeths’ argument didn’t stand a chance. 

One patient to see, I drove home afterwards. Don’t remember much of that. I was worried, because I was talking at an upper limb sports symposium that had been organised by Ben Cunningham. My preparation had been affected significantly by the preceding events, and my concerns were met by Ben with the ever helpful, yet predictable, “Harden up Hamma”! 

I think the talks went well. Again, I really don’t know. Codeine has a fabulous way of making the world seem so much better than it actually is. I do know I had a great steak and a couple of beers with Vanessa from Sydney, Damien from Brisbane, and Stewart from Perth at the days’ end.

It’s Saturday now, and to be truthful, I finally feel like crap. The scar is minimal, the sensation slowly returning, but there’s a nagging ache, and pain if I lift or stretch too far. I know that this will pass, and that I shouldn’t play footy this week. I do wish it hadn’t been necessary because now I’m asking myself questions.

Something else to smile about
Is this what is referred to as empathy? Do I need to be more empathetic? Is it someones’ way of ensuring that I truly understand and can sympathise with my patients? Did I need to go through this relatively smooth process in order to comprehend what they feel? I think the short answer is no. The slightly longer answer is of course not you self-indulgent wind bag. Suck it up, harden up, and call “Gloriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. That always makes you smile. 

Look after those fingers,

Hamish

Friday, 29 January 2016

It was supposed to be a month off...

Now that's a holiday
Three weeks of travelling through Sri Lanka’s highlands and jungles, before a week of surfing. Ten days before I left, my conscience got the better of me. Kathy Minchin had done a lot of volunteer work in Sri Lanka with Interplast, and was good enough to give me a contact. I emailed  Asha, the senior OT at the National Hospital in Colombo, and she asked if I wouldn’t mind doing a couple of hours work on splinting with some students. Perfect I thought, two hours and I’ve done my bit for the world. Asha however, had different plans. 

In case you need a recap
I prepared a basic talk about playing with plastic before I left, and loaded a couple of other things onto a USB stick. On arrival in Sri Lanka I received an email from Asha detailing the two days I would be spending at the hospital talking to surgeons, treating patients, lecturing to the Sri Lankan OT association, as well as those poor students. I would be talking extensively on shoulders, brachial plexus injuries and tendon transfers. Now, I can crap on with the best of them at any time about any number of issues related to the upper extremity, but brachial plexus injury? I was up the proverbial creek without the paddle in the barbed wire canoe. 

After a bit of negotiation, I was back on more comfortable ground. Sports and fractures, wrists and PIP joints. We scheduled it in for the last week of my trip, and I bundled my family onto a third class train carriage heading north and away from the city. I couldn’t escape Asha’s enthusiastic tentacles however. Within a week another day of talking had been added on, this time with the physios for the Sri Lankan cricket team. Some preparation needed to be done.
Borrowing a laptop from the 16 year old son of a woman we were staying with, I beefed up my talks and created a plan. Unfortunately, that laptop was infected with a virus, and the presentations couldn’t be opened. Ben Cunningham, Greg Hoy, and Sarah from the AHTA came to my rescue, uploading a variety of stuff onto Dropbox. My family left me for the rainforest, I put on my cleanest, most un-crinkled shirt, and headed off to work. 

Anyone I’ve ever talked to or heard talk about volunteering always emphasise how intense it is. I was assaulted (in a great way) from every angle by therapists who were desperate to learn more, patients desperate to get better, and doctors desperate to have their therapists help them achieve the results they expected. The hand therapy room in Colombo was crowded, with patients and families lined along the corridor outside waiting hours for their turn. I talked and talked and talked. I’m certain the students understood nothing in spite of their protestations, however the questions I received from the OT’s were insightful and challenging.

Hamish Highpants and the Sri Lankan cricket team physios
The cricket physios were also demanding. We discussed the usual suspects, then spent a lot of time problem solving how best to deal with metacarpal head bruising and finger web splits. I didn’t have a definitive answer, but as they say in the classics, before you find a solution you must understand what the problem actually is. I talked a lot about the role of the intrinsic muscles in the hand, as well as encouraging proprioceptive training. 


The impression I ultimately left Sri Lanka with was guilt. There was so much more I could have done if I’d been better prepared, if I’d had the inclination to offer help earlier than I did. I don’t believe I wasted anyone’s time, and I know I was able to pass on some of my knowledge, but I also know I could have done it more effectively. Volunteering in countries with developing hand therapists should not be done lightly or in the manner I initially approached it, because to do that creates a real risk of devaluing the intensity of the teaching that is required. Having said that, if you are an expert in some area, your time would be welcomed. All you need is the understanding that two hours will become more, which in turn, will make it worth so much more to you, and those you are helping.  

Look after those fingers,

Hamish

Monday, 21 December 2015

Oh really?

I know it's close to Christmas, it's the silly season, but this brilliant observation has capped off a year for me during which I have dealt with more "if he can run he can play" idiocy than I've ever seen before. J.J Watt broke his thumb, but resumed playing NFL for the Texans within a week.

The news feed I saw after the game against the Patriots quoted a Patriots staffer below.


"He really only had one hand," as one Pats staffer put it. "He couldn't really pull or tug and that's where he gains his advantage. He couldn't really get his arm over for that move. He was very limited. No doubt about it. He couldn't really use that hand."
You think? Have a look at the photo! Seriously fellas, there must have been someone else on that roster who could have done a better job. Oh, and if the Patriots need a new staffer to hand out observations of gold, then I'm pretty sure Mr Magoo hasn't had a gig in a while.
J.J. Watt's injury has severely limited his game-changing ability. (USATSI)
Look after those fingers,

Hamish

Sunday, 18 October 2015

If you can run, you can play.

Below is an edited and adapted extract of the talk I gave this weekend on sporting injuries to the wrist and hand as an invited speaker at the Australian Hand Therapy Associations national conference in Perth.

If you can't be a champion, find a way to hang out with a champion team!
...Today I’ll be discussing hand & wrist injury in sports. However, I’m not going to talk about specific sports and specific injuries or statistically which sport is the worst for hand injury, because I don’t believe that is important or different enough to be practice changing. I will however, talk about how these injuries are reported, and what I believe needs to change with regard to that. My principle theme, one which I will be referring back to incessantly over the next half an hour, is that currently, our role as hand therapists and hand injury experts with regards to the sporting population is undervalued because the injuries themselves are undervalued.
Whilst there is certainly potential for increased hand therapy intervention in sports, what is more likely to happen in the short term, is that there will be a better approach to hand injury from the generalist sports physios. The problem with this is that any monkey, even Ferno, can make a thumb guard, but not everyone can rehabilitate a chronic UCL injury as well as you in this room can (well, the full members that is). If we are to have more of a role in sports injury management we need to be better able to define and demonstrate our expertise.

I doubt anyone in this room would dispute the impact sports participation has on their work.
3 – 15% emergency presentations for upper extremity injuries are sports related. 25% of sports injuries are to hand / wrist. These statistics vary according to sport and population, with combat, motor and contact sports being the usual suspects, but the public perception of the severity and potential impact of sporting injuries to the hand is limited.

For if 25% is an accurate figure, then why don’t we see more? What the sport is or how the injury happened, is not the issue. The issue is in how these injuries are perceived. There's been nothing in the  press or online that I could find re Sally Pearson’s horrific wrist injury since July, until two days ago when I read an article that said she was having difficulty moving her wrist, and that her thumb had only just regained some strength. 

Although she historically is known for keeping a tight rein on her image, the lack of information about such a severe injury is deafening and I think a lot of that comes from the belief that it is not an injury that will affect her because she’s a runner. But her sprint starts are from a crouched all fours position, and she gets drive over the hurdles with her arms. Her wrist injury will affect how she trains and prepares both on the track and in the gym. The impact of her injury on her preparation for the Olympics in Rio next year will only become known if she fails to medal. My hope, is that when she does medal, that she publicly acknowledges the work her hand therapist, not her physio, has had to do to get her back.

And this is not new situation. If you can run, you can play. This image is of a Melbourne player in the 50’s who had only 3 fingers on his right hand. The type of injury that occurs is not the issue because I have never seen a sports related injury I haven’t seen in the clinic. What is different is the circumstances in which the injury happens, and the environment the athlete works in outside of the field of play. How many times have you seen chronic PIP joint degeneration referred to by  your pt as an old football injury. Two days ago I saw an AFL player whose mallet finger had not been addressed appropriately, and was now presenting to me for the first time with a painful, snapping swan neck deformity. As hand therapists, we have a responsibility to attack the premise that these injuries are not significant, in a way that benefits both the athlete and ourselves.



As per the AFL, this is NOT an injury. (I do realise that this athlete plays soccer)
The AFL define an injury as an … “injury or medical condition which causes a player to miss a match”. So who is going to bother having hand therapy for a compound dislocation, much less a collateral ligament strain? If junior players don’t see professionals missing games after dislocating a finger, then why should they even consider it? Why should they even seek help from experts? It also means that many injuries are under-reported if at all. AFL is essentially a running game. I know of several players who have completed games with a fractured metacarpal. If they can run, they can play. However, I have treated 70% of the players on Hawthorns list at least twice this season so it’s not as if injuries don’t happen.

AFL 2014. Injury Report
Incidence:
New injuries per club, per season
Prevalence: Missed games per club, per season
Head / Neck
1.8
2.7
Shoulder / Arm / Elbow
2.7
17.7
Forearm / Wrist / Hand
1.6
5
Trunk / Back
2.7
8.3
Hip / Groin / Thigh
10.0
32.8
Knee
4.3
27.6
Shin / Ankle / Foot
10.3
48.3
Medical
2.4
3.7
Non-football related
0.3
0.5
Total
36.1
146

Orchard, J. (2014) 

The current focus of discussion in aggressive sports like AFL, rugby and American football is all about concussion. I’m not saying that that is not worthy, and certainly, the potential for severe dysfunction is more likely following repeated head injury, whilst the ability to play is severely hampered by an ACL tear in the knee. What gets lost amongst this, is that injuries to the upper extremity are actually more common than head injury and ACL injury. I showed you that in the AFL slide a few back, but an NFL (American football) study of musculoskeletal disorders also demonstrated this.

There is a paucity of information on the real impact of hand injury in all sports in spite of the established importance of the hand to the athlete. The photo is of how they measure hand span in NFL. It is measured because they have established a correlation in their game between hand span and success, specifically as a quarterback (ball thrower) but to a lesser degree in other positions. Shouldn’t it follow then, that if you regard hand span as important enough that it determines to an extent, the make-up of your team, then maintenance of hand span be also considered important? 

This NFL study is significant in the time period it considers, and the specificity of the injuries it considers. I’m involved in a similar audit of hand and wrist injuries in the AFL for 2015, however we are including any player who chooses to report a problem, which is in line with Gaston’s suggestion for how best to define sporting injuries to the hand. Classification (of hand injury) is best done not in terms of what or how but in preferring to classify and treat these injuries in the context of injury pattern, sport, position, level of competition, ability for protected play, and time frame for return to sport.” (Gaston, 2015). In order to define a role for HT in this population, how we gauge an injury needs to be addressed better and promoted more aggressively.

So what then, do I see as the role of the hand therapist with a sporting population? Well, there are several areas. 
Enduro cross, not easy with a fractured scaphoid!
  • Education: What are the implications of not treating now? If the athlete understands why we are taking a finger injury seriously for the first time in his career, we have a better chance of fixing the problem
  • Expertise. Splinting easy, but it’s not what do we do better than anyone else. I don’t necessarily make a better thumb splint than any of the sports physios I work with (well actually that’s not entirely true), but I do understand how to rehab a hand and a wrist better than anyone else in the physio room at Hawthorn & that’s why I’m there.
  • Pre-hab. Help the athlete to create habits especially those with chronic complaints, or those coming back from serious injury eg a scaphoid fracture in an enduro-cross motor bike rider. 
  • Consider the potential or current injury. What is worst thing that could happen to prolong or worsen the injury? That will happen in the sport. How do we stop that?
The implications are that as hand therapists we need to consider what is best management and to acknowledge that there is a flow on from professional down. At the very least we need to know how we best protect the injured hand in play, because we know they will be returning to the field. Protection can be plastic, neoprene, tape depending on what is legal for your sport and I’ll talk more about that later but you do need to be aware that what is legal at a professional, elite level, is not always permitted at an amateur level. 

I will talk a little about what I do at Hawthorn because it is such a unique environment, and so different to what most of you experience. Since 2013, I have been a contracted, in-house hand therapist with the Hawthorn Football Club. Daniel Chick was at Hawthorn well before me. My main job as I see it, is to ensure that no Hawthorn player, and by extension, no patient that sees me ever has to have a finger amputated because of a chronic PIP joint injury. 

There are 45 players on the list, this year I have seen 33 of them at least twice this year.
My role is as it is in my own clinic. I management and assess the hand and wrist injuries. I splint & I treat. I have no game day role. I am at the club for two + hours a week, and there is an understanding that any player who needs more than that will be seen in my clinic. 

I am part of a team with three physios, 2 full time. Two sports doctors (part time = full time). There are four fitness coaches, they are full time exercise physiologists. Two part time dieticians, one part time kinesiologist, one part time osteopath, one part time podiatrist, and 8 part to full time masseurs. All are intense, focussed and highly intelligent. The biggest difficulty I have had is not that I’m not intense, focussed or highly intelligent although some might argue that point, but I do work at the bottom of the hierachy of the club as a part-timer in a new role dealing directly with injuries that have rarely been considered prior to me being there. And I'm comfortable with that because I understand that the benefit of my presence does mean that the physios can focus on the injuries that will stop the athletes from getting out onto the park. It also tells the players, that their injuries, regardless of how small will be taken seriously.

Hodgey and his premiership winning "Finger Dinger"
Communication is paramount especially with relation to what my recommendations are, an I’ve had to learn when ignore a niggle and to pull my head in, and what niggles to make a big deal of and discuss with the training staff. As the players come through on a Monday morning, I follow up on any twinges reported post game, and those previously treated. Pleasingly, players are self-reporting more and more.

The injuries I treat are usually pretty mundane, with my greatest contribution to the team being the development of the “finger dinger”, a neoprene tube that provides compression, warmth and protection. I’m also gradually getting the boys to be better at icing and compressing there sore hands after a game. It’s amazing how many will look after a swollen ankle appropriately, but look at me in amazement when I suggest they apply a cold pack to an oedematous finger. 

I’m also responsible for player rehab post wrist and hand surgery. I set up protocols for when I’m not there, discuss with fitness staff how best to adjust a recovering player into pre-season training, and create strengthening and stabilization programs for those players with chronic problems that affect their thumb or hand strength.

(I’ve cut out the sections on orthoses, and comparisons between management of amateur and professional athletes. Will likely include that as a “part 2” at some stage) 
It's not all about the Hawks! My eldest son is an Eagles fan!

In summary then, 
  • the injuries professional athletes have to their hands aren’t different, but the way they sustained them may be and the environment into which the athlete will be returning is. We need to consider how we classify these injuries and if we can do that, I anticipate our management of these injuries will also change for the better.
  • If you are treating an athlete and don’t understand his or her sport, ask them. You have the anatomical understanding and pathology knowledge to be able to apply to both diagnosis and management of the injury within the context of their sport.
  • Your job as an HT in sport, is to educate, guide, and protect as best you can given an environment that is inherently unpredictable. We are experts which is why we are being asked to treat. Elite athletes are experts at what they do also, when they understand what you need them to do and why, they will usually follow through.

Yeah you can run, yeah you can play, but if you let me fix that finger, you will play even better! Thank you.

Look after those fingers,

Hamish

Refs:

Gaston, R.G., Sports Specific Injuries of the Hand and Wrist. Clin Sports Med 34 (2015) 1–10
Orchard, J. http://www.afl.com.au/staticfile/AFL%20Tenant/AFL/Files/2014-AFL-Injury-Report.pdf





Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Procrastination

Looking forward to it, and to it being over!
It's 9:00 am on a day when I don't see patients. I day I have identified as being suitable to devote wholly to getting my presentation on the management of hand injury in sports for the Australian Hand Therapy Conference next month sorted. 



I have been in front of the lap top for an hour now. Twitter is updated (nice banter with @mike_hayton), Linked In is updated for both ISSPORTH and Sporting Hands, the roof racks have been cleaned (don't mention the Discovery), I've had a cup of tea, breakfast and two glasses of water. Haven't opened the presentation yet. 

Great work Josh, Go Dees!
I'm procrastinating for no good reason other than I can't focus. My football team play a preliminary final in three days, win that (as they should) and they are through to the Grand Final for the fourth year in a row. Is there something else I could have done for the player with the acute boutonniere? He's playing of course, but what else could I offer? Or what about the rookie player for another team who got dropped after four years without a senior game. Could I have helped him more after his FDP tendon avulsion, to get him back sooner and help him make his mark? The mate of mines' kid, who has a double dislocation of his thumb in outback Australia playing football. I told them to ice it, and protect it, and to keep him away from sport for a time, which was more than they got from the hospital... could I have done more? 

B2B2B?
The short answer is yes, but probably no. They all got the best I had to offer then, and it's unlikely I'd change anything even with hindsight because they all got back to the game. My minds clear now, thanks for letting me purge, I'll get back to my game. 

GO HAWKS, look after those fingers!

Hamish

Thursday, 6 August 2015

Athletes Are Real People Too!

Look Ma, no hand!! Position of wrist looks dreadful btw.
On the Fourth of July this year, not one, but two highly paid NFL footballers blew at least one finger off one of their hands by doing stupid things with fireworks. I've seen what blasts can do to hands and it's not pretty. The loss of a finger is bad enough, but sustaining severe burns to the palm of the hand can be especially debilitating. My understanding of the game is limited (GO JETS), however I know enough to realise that for one of them, as long as they can get his wounds under control, and avoid joint contracture, he should be able to get back on the park to tackle, push and hit. The other was a cornerback and he sometimes has to be able to intercept and catch the ball. He lost two fingers and I wasn't surprised to hear he has decided to "step away from the game" while he recovers. 

One Google hit led to another, and I started to read about other foolish sports injuries to hands that didn't happen during the sport itself. There's a lot out there, but I'll tell you about some of the best I found. 


Kudos to the hand therapist. Nice splint, although not sure re direction of pull.
Lindsey Vonn is a champion skier. She sliced what appears to have been a flexor tendon in her thumb on a champagne bottle after winning a race in the 2009 World Championships. After surgery, she skied the rest of the season. She did break a finger once too, but bizarrely did that skiing.  


Digitally altered image. 
Joel Zumaya was a baseball pitcher who missed several games of baseball because he was so addicted to Guitar Hero that he sustained an acute forearm tenosynovitis that was so bad he couldn't throw. Standard treatment for tenosynovitis is to stop doing the activity that caused the problem. He worked that out, and managed to return to his sport. 


Seems to be able to catch alright
In 2008, another NFL footballer called Brandon Marshall slipped on a discarded McDonalds bag whilst wrestling with a family member. His right arm went through a television screen and he "sustained right forearm lacerations to one artery, one vein, one nerve, two tendons, and three muscles". That's almost a spaghetti wrist. He's done well since, is till playing (GO JETS), but did say that his right hand was numb for the whole of the 2008 season! I'm betting ulnar nerve, but he did well if he avoided damaging the motor branch. 


But the best, and most gruesome injury belongs to an athlete who could play his game even if he had both hands amputated. He actually almost tested that theory out. Diogo jumped up a fence celebrating a goal. Unfortunately, on the way back down, his wedding ring got caught on the fence resulting in a ring avulsion injury. That is, the finger was effectively skinned or as it is also termed, degloved. Photos clearly show exposed bone and tendon. The YouTube clip is worth a look if you like that sort of thing.  
 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=qRzHu4heNiU 

That will do. Acknowledgements go to the athletes that have just proved to us all that they are human, Wikipedia, and various webpages that are entitled "50 Dumbest Sports Injuries of all Time" etc. I'll get back to the boring, real life stuff next time!

Look after those fingers,

Hamish